NLTM's Used shoelace shoppe
I'm 18, I live in Rhode Island, and I make music.
Also Homestuck and Ponies and Pokemon and whatever else I'm into that week.
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NOLISTENTOME:
FYAD is like if a random dude fell into a radioactive vat of humor
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GamblingChieftain:
it's what happens when you let an internet community live in isolation
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NOLISTENTOME:
But it was the vat they were planning on dumping later
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ElegantOrigins:
it all devolves into incest
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NOLISTENTOME:
So he just emerges as some weird superhero nobody likes
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ElegantOrigins:
Irony Man?
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NOLISTENTOME:
Well, I wouldn't call him a super hero
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GamblingChieftain:
spider-man?
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NOLISTENTOME:
nor a super villain
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NOLISTENTOME:
Just like
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NOLISTENTOME:
A super
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NOLISTENTOME:
dude
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GamblingChieftain:
I would call it super
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ElegantOrigins:
he's just sort of there
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ElegantOrigins:
he has super powers but he spends all day on the couch
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NOLISTENTOME:
Despite obviously having some sort of powers he haggles on the street and spits at white people
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GamblingChieftain:
I like him already
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GamblingChieftain:
my kind of guy
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NOLISTENTOME:
He's a local icon but nobody really knows his motives or history
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NOLISTENTOME:
Every once in a while he's nice, buying lemonade from a kid's stand and giving him a tip
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NOLISTENTOME:
But then after making sure the kid isn't looking he dumps the lemonade on a duck
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GamblingChieftain:
so he's like that guy who dances to Michael jackson in that alley near borders in ann arbor?
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GamblingChieftain:
he doesn't so it for us
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GamblingChieftain:
I don't think he does it for himself
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NOLISTENTOME:
He doesn't remember anymore
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GamblingChieftain:
it's like he took the enormous responsibility to be "that one guy"
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NOLISTENTOME:
It's just part of his day
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NOLISTENTOME:
Without it he has a void in his schedule that he doesn't know how to fill
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GamblingChieftain:
he had a wife once
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GamblingChieftain:
but now there is only dance
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GamblingChieftain:
he hasn't eaten or slept in days
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GamblingChieftain:
he just
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GamblingChieftain:
keeps
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GamblingChieftain:
dancing
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NOLISTENTOME:
He hobbles around like he's missing a leg but it's still there
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NOLISTENTOME:
When asked about it he just smiles, showing all 6 of his teeth, laughs a bit, and turns away
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GamblingChieftain:
one day I will bring my children to him and they will ask
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GamblingChieftain:
"was there ever a man there?"
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NOLISTENTOME:
This is a fantastic conversation
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GamblingChieftain:
I will just shake my head in certainty "No. there was only the dancer."
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GamblingChieftain:
eventually the boom box will break, his power gyrations shaking the thing apart
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ElegantOrigins:
I'm sorry I missed out on this
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GamblingChieftain:
but the music will still play
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NOLISTENTOME:
And will usher in a new era of Dance
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ElegantOrigins:
I was reading a bunch of racism and homophobia
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ElegantOrigins:
I don't know why I do this to myself
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NOLISTENTOME:
Stop doing that then
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NOLISTENTOME:
this is funner
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NOLISTENTOME:
Do this
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NOLISTENTOME:
We're writing FYAD fanfiction
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GamblingChieftain:
civilization will collapse, death and famine surround him
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GamblingChieftain:
"why does god spare that one?" people shout.
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NOLISTENTOME:
He is all 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, each flailing, funky limb representing one aspect of the plague
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GamblingChieftain:
he is beyond mortal flesh, bullets ricochet off his dancing frame
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GamblingChieftain:
death comes not to the dancer
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NOLISTENTOME:
I feel like we should be writing this in some sort of poetic meter
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GamblingChieftain:
I know right
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GamblingChieftain:
nltm that was genius
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GamblingChieftain:
I actually had to stop because I was busting up
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NOLISTENTOME:
I'm glad we had this discussion
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NOLISTENTOME:
I hope this has soothed some of the pain of no pokemon and shitty delivery boys
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GamblingChieftain:
it has c:
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NOLISTENTOME:
Next time i make a character for an RPG it's gonna be FYADman
